Friday, August 31, 2007

It's Britney, beeyotch!

Britney's song "Gimme More" is now #80 in America as reported by Mediabase who tracks radio play. Song reminds us of the old Britney we have been so badly missing. Excitement for her VMA performance is building, with Criss Angel making her disappear and dancers hanging from the ceiling, it should be a show stopper. Now that we have the old sound, all we need now is the pre-crazy look of Britney to win us all over.

Owen's lawyer is a lying liar who's lying!


Owen's lawyer is saying that he did not have his stomach pumped when admitted to the hospital for attempted suicide. He's also stating that Owen does not use illegal drugs but only uses anti-depressants. Really! US Weekly further reports that Owen has since relapsed and is now in rehab. Nothing like having an enabler represent you. If you would like to give a shout out for Owen's quick recovery, leave me a comment.

George, we love you!


How hot and perfect is this man as he grins for the camera while arriving at the Venice Film Festival. No, that wasn't a question.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAMERON!




35 and looking like 20! Have a great one, girl!

Whatever, Mariah



Luther Vandross told Mariah Carey to sleep in the sauna because it will improve her voice. That's what she told US Weekly and I wonder if the late Luther was just trying to kill her off. Mariah went on to say that she can only spend three hours in the heat so she retires to her bed where she lays on her @$$ for an additional 12 long hours. Miss Thang said, I've got to sleep for a total of 15 hours to sing the way I want to." Yeah, that's what us normal people like to call slothfulness, O.K.?!

Angelina and Shiloh


Yummy picture of the day.

Pink and John Cusack?


Is Pink co-starring with John in one of his romantic comedies or is John one of Pink's groupie's? Either way, it scares us to see this pairing with no explanation. What do you think her hubby will think? Oh yeah, that's right - he's too busy hangin' with strippers and hookin' up to care the goinz-on with Pink.

Paris pouts!



Paris pouts while texting her friends complaining about the fact that she wasn't asked to be on Celebrity Rap Superstar. That's O.K. Paris, Hugh Hefner's girlfriend filled in for you and she sucked! Well at least you dressed for the part, you little gangsta!

Britney, you missed a spot...or two


Britney puts on lipstick at a red light - hoping to look sexy for her dancers as they practice for her anticipated VMA's appearance. She needs some plaster to cover the zits around her mouth. They are zits, right?

Britney's loaded!


TMZ recovered documents from KFed and Brit's custody battle. Britney has got some dough - making 737,868 a month?! Daaaamn! Maybe now she'll be able to buy HUMAN hair extensions and afford some panties to cover up all her junk.

David...come on!




David Beckham is out of the game for 6 weeks because of a sprained knee. And just when we were starting to get interested in soccer! What the hell David? Can't you just take your shirt off at half time and hop out on the field waving to all of us drooling fans? Ummm, is there half time in soccer? See - we know nothing about the sport unless you're involved. Now get off your @$$, run around and show off your sweaty chest, dammit!

Tom Cruise defends movie


"All I can say,"Save your comments until you see the movie." He told the German weekly, who have been riding him hard on his religion and role that he plays in the movie Valkyrie. Crazy Cruise said he felt a lot of similarity to the German colonel who unsuccessfully tried to off Hitler. Great - wonderful, now he's linking himself to an assassin. Yes, it was Hitler and we're O.K. with that - it's just Tom as a killer is believable and frankly scares the hell out of us.

Jennifer Lopez pregnant?


That's what the rumor is - and that she may be prego with twins! OMG! You know how big her @$$ will get? If this is indeed true, we should hear from Marc and Jennifer's camp confirming the pregnancy any day now.

Princess Diana...We Remember














We will never forget your charm, beauty and love for people. Your legacy will live on, so rest in peace Lady Diana. You remain in our hearts forever!

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Celebrity Rap Superstar


We've got ourselves a winner already - and the rapper's name is Shar Jackson. She tore it up and the best comment came from judge "Da Brat" when she said, "I bet your kids are at home sayin' well at least my MOM can rap!" Doh! Poor KFed can't get a break anywhere. Perez Hilton did alright to - surprisingly enough. Now Hefner's girlfriend sucked and Jason Wahler bit it hard - I think he was high. "Da Brat" made another observant comment when she had to judge Jason's performance, she said - "No wonder why Lauren dumped your @$$!" We got some drama up in here - and you know we'll be watching.

"Who's workin' it" poll results


We had a poll with LiLo, Paris and Nicole's mugshots and you voted on who was vogue-ing it and (drum roll please)...Paris is the winner! Thank you for your votes everyone!

Nicole Richie sings?


Well, at least she's trying to sing. E! found Nicole on her way to vocal lessons. So, we might have a CD being released in the near future. I wonder if she'll have Paris do a duet with her? Maybe they could sing one of the songs Ne-Yo wrote for Brit and perform it at the VMA's on MTV? I'm a genius, I don't know how I come up with these ideas.

Ashton and Demi


Demi showed up on the set of Ashton's movie "What Happens in Vegas" which happens to co-star the beautiful Cameron Diaz. Doesn't it look like she's reprimanding him? All she has to do is pinch his ear and she'll look like his mother. Demi has nothing to worry about - she's a hottie!

Britney's manager has been served


Larry Rudolph was hunted down like a dog and was found hiding in a tanning bed. He will have to testify in KFed's and Brit's custody battle. Well, at least he'll look good when he shows in court.

Mary Kate and Ashley are fighting!


We love this! O.k., its been reported that the two have been clawing at each other like cats. Evidently they have not wanted to be seen or interviewed together recently for some odd reason - we're not sure but they both have projects coming up. According to E!, Mary Kate will be on "Weeds" playing a pot smokin Christian, (interesting combo - but who's judging) and Ashley will be playing a slut in "The Informers". I wonder what kind of research they did to really capture these roles.

Kate Hudson in a daze


E! caught up with Kate on the set of her new movie "Bachelor no.2" looking a bit dazed and very sad. Being the ex of Owen Wilson must make her a little melancholy considering his state. Do you think their failed relationship had anything to do with his attempted suicide?

McConaughey...yummy!


He's yummy and he knows it! He's always naked and we're not complaining - we're just saying he seems to be very comfortable showing off his bodday. Doesn't he look good, ladies?

Usher and Tameka will wed again!


US Weekly reports that Usher and Tameka will take the plunge again in an official ceremony in Atlanta this weekend. They had a small civil wedding earlier this month. This time it will be a star-studded event which will produce some drama and many photos for us all to dish on. We can only hope! Doesn't Tameka look good with her prego tummy?

Paris' new look







Paris shows off her new look coming out of Mr. Chows restaurant in Bev Hills. Loves it! I think she looks so mateur and chic. Loves it or Hates it - Let me know what you think.

Rihanna and Shia just friends?




That's what Rihanna told ET when they asked her about her relationship with Shia. Rihanna known for her song "Umbrella" and Shia's new found fame for his role in "Transformers" are an odd pair, in my book. And by the way Rihanna - we're not buyin' it because everyone states their "just friends" and next thing we know their on the red carpet or at an award show hand in hand. What do you think of this pairing?

Britney wants to shock us!


TMZ reports that Brit has some tricks up her sleeve to make us gasp at the VMA's on MTV. She plans to do a medley with "My Perrogative" and display pics of ex's Justin and KFed behind her on a big screen. You know what? Not shocking enough - considering we've seen you with a shaved head, your "girly-girl", and yesterday your dimpled @$$. Come on Brit, you're gonna have to do better than that!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

DAILY FEEDBACK

What story would you like us to dig deeper on for Thursday?

Brad and Zahara in Central Park


Yummy picture of the day.

Ummmmm, Brit?


I have no words.

Whitney and Bobby




According to TMZ Brown is now claiming that he at one point had to live in his car while Whitney was in rehab. BB is also claiming that Whit is blocking phone calls and keeping their daughter away from him. Yes, there is a prenup which states that BB will get nada for alimony or support. Sucks to "Be Bobby Brown". I know - maybe if he goes on "Dancing With the Stars" it will aid in reviving his career. What do you think?


Take a close look


This picture is taken at the premiere of Bruce's "Live Free or Die Hard" earlier this summer and I had to post it! Doesn't it look like Ashton is looking down partygirl Rumer's low-cut dress? And can't you just read what Demi is thinking? "Ummm Ashton - over here. Look, I made you I can break you country boy!"

Mel B's dancin'!


Mel B is set to compete on "Dancing With the Stars" according to Good Morning America. Where is she gonna find the time with baby, touring and her relationship? Maybe Eddie will babysit for her. It was announced that she will be joined by none other than the great Wayne Newton. Also starring will be Jennie Garth. Hmmmm, I wonder if Shannon Doherty will vote for her - OR maybe she'll show up for the taping and cause a major $h!t fit. You know there's always drama on that show, why not drudge up old ones?

Paris in Vegas


Here's Paris also promoting her clothing line in Vegas. It takes great confidence to wear a T with your own picture on it. She's smart - Paris knows that these photos will go all over the world! Now that's a businesswoman. Would you wear this shirt or a T with your mug on it?

Lauren Conrad

E! caught Lauren arriving in LA from Sin City where she was promoting her new clothing line. She still looks a little uncomfortable with all the publicity and papz. Nervously she texts her friends - probably frenemy Heidi saying, "See, I'm more popular than you beeyotch! Heidi's response would be ______________________!

Nicole in, Britney out

According to Ryan Seacrest radio show, Ne-Yo (wrote Irreplaceable for Beyonce') had 6 to 8 songs ready for Britney's comeback CD. Again, Britney played crazy with the head-shaving thing, rehab etc., which made it impossibe for Ne-Yo to get a hold of her and continue with the project. Ne-Yo met up with Nicole in the midst of recording her debut solo CD and she had money and her own real hair - thats how they became a pair. Snooze you lose, Brit.

Mandy Moore's engagement ring

There's no new man in Mandy's life since Zac Braff. So what's up with the ring seen at the showing of her fashion line? She told press when asked, "It's a present to myself, I'm engaged to myself." We say kudos for self-love, Mandy!

Lindsay Lohan...Oh Daddy!

LiLo, still in rehab is about to get some visitors. Mom and fame-starved Dad, Michael Lohan. He is now in the middle of taping a reality show recording what its like to be Lilo's father. Whatever! It is possible he's using the reunion to be part of the show and see if Lilo will support it. Anything is possible with this desperate, hungry guy. Do you have interest in him enough to watch the reality show? Noone has picked it up yet. That should say something right there.

Brad Pitt and George Clooney

Brad and George are on their way to Venice Film Festival to promote their new movies. George stars in "Michael Clayton"and Brad is in "The Assassination of Jesse James". We look forward to both! Wouldn't it be lovely if we could tag along with these yummy yums to Venice?

Jessica Alba

Jessica poses for the August edition for GQ UK - and surprise, surprise she won hottest female at the Teen Choice Awards. Yeah, we look like this when we go to the beach, don't we ladies?

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

DAILY FEEDBACK

So, what story do you think was the hottest today?

Diddy kisses Beyonce'

These two heavy hitters/business moguls greeted each other with a kiss in Vegas at a trade show, according to E! Where is Jay-Z - probably "greeting" Diddy's ex-girlfriend. Who do you think she looks better with?